Saturday, 9 April 2011

‘As For Now’ by Joe England

As For Now

I came a cropper
the day we had a visit
from the mystery shopper

My version of the events
as they prevailed
got derailed
by a biased jury

I told them
she was rude to me
come here, bow down
lick my boots
I’ll boot you up the fucking arse
I told her

You can’t say that
to the mystery shopper
well I did
and so came a cropper

Previously sacked
from Lidl
but the cameras did prove
I was on the fiddle

As for now
goodbye Argos
this is your loss
not mine

© Joe England 2011

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