Wednesday, 6 April 2011

'Horrorshow' by Joe England

Wayne Rooney
my neighbour told me
is a loony
(what with the way
he did
all that inappropriate
swearing down the camera
at West Ham)

But, a loon?
he’s definitely
got fuck all
in common with
Forfar Athletic

he’s not even
a buffoon
my other neighbour said
he’s a horrorshow
a liar
and also
a foulmouthed cunt

© Joe England 2011

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