Thursday, 14 April 2011

'Voice of Pain' by Joe England



Voice of Pain

Alan Green
you are obscene
with your football
pontificating
to us in waiting

You think you
know it all
about football
but a wise guy
you ain’t

My bullshit detector
resonates in fury
every time your mouth opens
judge and jury
combined

You are a faker
a bore dater
and a maker
of so many angry listeners

If only Wolstenholme
was still alive
to punch you in the face
and take back his place
as Kenneth
the king of commentators

© Joe England 2011

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